Windows is crap because it can't remember that my external monitor exists.
crap reason    good reason    not sure
People also think Windows is crap because it:
doesn't like ad hoc networking [crap good]
crashes [crap good]
isn't free [crap good]
is not compatible with any operating system standards [crap good]
is made by evil [crap good]
want people to suicide [crap good]
is infected by a world of virus [crap good]
is not linux. [crap good]
is not Linux [crap good]
just smashed [crap good]
you are forced to pay for it to be preinstalled on any non-Apple PC you buy. [crap good]
has sacrificed too much to look "pretty" and "streamlined" [crap good]
is shit [crap good]
it is boring [crap good]
is just so bad compared to Mac. [crap good]