Windows is crap because it...

Windows is crap because it can't remember that my external monitor exists.
crap reason good reason not sure

People also think Windows is crap because it:

doesn't like ad hoc networking [crap good]

crashes [crap good]

just smashed [crap good]

is shit [crap good]

isn't free [crap good]

is just so bad compared to Mac. [crap good]